Post by Ramira on Sept 30, 2011 2:26:54 GMT -5
These a some Hp Jokes which I really Liked
No offense!
"WHY ARE YOU WORRYING ABOUT
YOU-KNOW-WHO?
YOU SHOULD BE WORRYING ABOUT
U-NO-POO-
THE CONSTIPATION SENSATION
THAT'S GRIPPING THE NATION!"
from harry potter and the half-blood prince
How many Dark Lords does it take to light up a wand?
Two: One to light it and the other to kill him and take the credit.
How many Voldemorts does it take to light up a wand?
None, now you see thats why he's called the DARK lord.
Why did Crabbe and Goyle cross the road?
Cause Draco did.
No offense!
"WHY ARE YOU WORRYING ABOUT
YOU-KNOW-WHO?
YOU SHOULD BE WORRYING ABOUT
U-NO-POO-
THE CONSTIPATION SENSATION
THAT'S GRIPPING THE NATION!"
from harry potter and the half-blood prince
How many Dark Lords does it take to light up a wand?
Two: One to light it and the other to kill him and take the credit.
How many Voldemorts does it take to light up a wand?
None, now you see thats why he's called the DARK lord.
Why did Crabbe and Goyle cross the road?
Cause Draco did.